I'm so gay
dancinggerbils69
Park Forest, Illinois | Man Seeking A Man
Basic Information
I Can Speak
English
Sign
Taurus
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is
Fit
My Height Is
4' 1 (1.24 m)
My Eyes Are
Brown
My Ethnicity Is
African American, Asian, European, Indian, Middle Eastern, Hispanic/latino, Native American, Caucasian, Other, Pacific Islander
My Marital Situation Is
Widowed
I Have Kids
Yes - Not At Home
I Want Kids
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is
Chest
Body Art
Belly Button Ring, Branded, Fanged, Inked All Over, Other, Secret Piercings, Scarred, Strategically Placed Tattoo, Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is
Platinum
I Have One Or More Of These
Cat, Dog, Bird, Exotic Animal, Fish, Gerbil Or Guinea Pig, Horse, Reptile, Rodent, Other, I Own A Farm, No pets
Status
My Education Level Is
University Degree
My Current Employment Status Is
Self-employed
My Speciality Is
Food / Catering
I Make This Much In A Year
More Than $150,000USD
I Live
Alone
At Home
There Is Always A Party Going On
I'm A Smoker
Yes - Often
I Drink
Yes - Like A Fish
Personality
Back In High School, I Was A
Class Clown
My Social Behavior Is
Anti-social, Friendly, Party Starter, Fire Starter
My Interest And Hobbies Are
Arts & Crafts, Reading, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Games, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Dancing, Family, Dining, Photography, Cooking, Gardening, Cars, Playing Cards, Gambling, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is
Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Trying New Things, Sleeping, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Playing Dress-up, Playing Video Games, Tv
An Ideal First Date Would Be
Going to the closest bar, then heading back to my place for a little bit of fun.
I've Always Wanted To Try
The swing?
My Friends Describe Me As Being
Goofy
Views
My Religion Is
Agnostic
I Attend Services
Never
My Political Views Are
I Don't Like Politics
My Kind Of Humor Is
Clever, Friendly, Goofy
Taste
On Tv, I Always Watch
News, Cartoons, Documentaries, Instructional, Movies, I Don't Like Tv, I Wish I Had A Tv
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A
Action, Comedy, Family, Animation, Horror, Thriller, I Don't Like Movies, Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To
Rock, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read
Fiction
My Idea Of Fun Is
Poking dead things in the eyes with sticks. Pooping on my pet gerbil after it's been up my butt. And I love having gay **** I was married to a woman once. But she decided that I got too fat and divorced me and took everything.
Looking for
What Do You Find Attractive?
Good Looks, Humor, Flirtatiousness, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For?
I just want someone to cuddle and eat chicken with. And get drunk and f*ck.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?
Intimate