Donkey Ride to Heaven

I Would Describe Myself As

.. I'm a comic at heart and love to laugh. Won't take myself too seriously and looking for someone who does the same.. Want to eat caramels in the park, make fun of bad drivers (you know who you are), bungee off a bridge, take a roadtrip without a map, eat at a greasy spoon, ski a black diamond, run the Golden Gate Bridge, visit Alaska and take the road less traveled. I can be quirky, a brainiac, fiesty and sexy in the same breathe. I laugh at the world equally (including myself) and hope to find someone that will laugh with me. The least you could do is bring new material to the table.

I love music and old movies... You can't go wrong with Jack Johnson, Lizz Wright, Miguel Migs, Supreme Beings of Leisure, Naked Music NYC, and Ibrahim Ferrer. I absolutely love any movie or music with Bing Crosby (so classy and sexy), the Rat Pack (give me Dean Martin anyday), Sophia Loren and Nora Ephron.

I think gravity is overrated, pandas are cute, bad spellers are funny, snow angels are cold, cats suffering from static electricity is hilarious, and European men in speedos are... wrong! I can't stand horror movies, teletubbies, fru-fru drinks, cellulite, snakes and creepy crawly things.

Sign

Leo

My Body Type Is

Curvy

My Height Is

5' 6 (1.68 m)

My Eyes Are

Hazel

My Ethnicity Is

Caucasian

My Marital Situation Is

Divorced

I Have Kids

No

I Want Kids

Not Sure

My Best Feature Is

Feet

Body Art

Pierced... But Only Ear(s)

My Hair Is

Dark Brown

I Have One Or More Of These

Cat

My Education Level Is

University Degree

My Current Employment Status Is

Full-time

My Speciality Is

Other

I Live

Alone

At Home

It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes

I'm A Smoker

No

I Drink

Yes - Often

Back In High School, I Was A

Brain

My Social Behavior Is

Comedic

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Sports, Reading, Music, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Dancing, Family, Dining, Theater, Travel, Cooking, Gardening

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Trying New Things

I've Always Wanted To Try

bungee jumping

My Friends Describe Me As Being

Friendly

My Religion Is

Christian

I Attend Services

On Holidays

My Political Views Are

Middle Of The Road

My Kind Of Humor Is

Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly

On Tv, I Always Watch

News

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A

I'm A Movie Actor

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To

I'm A Recording Artist

When I Read, I Always Read

I'm An Author

My Idea Of Fun Is

1. Eat caramels in the park.. Pretty arbitrary.. stale ones to be thrown at passerbys. 2. Making fun of freckled-faced step-children, the homeless, and orphans 3. Follow the teachings of Reverend Marshall Applegate - look it up, applesauce anyone!
I love traveling but a day at the beach or skiing on the slopes are idea. Martini bars, coffee shops or piano bars -makes no difference just want to try something new and different everytime. Variety is the spice of life!
I love wine, a great steak, lamb, Mediterranean food, fine dining and lounge music. Dinner parties and entertaining are my favorite. I am a fan of 'Seinfeld' and love 'Ray'. Who wouldn't? Dave Chappelle and Carlos Mencia have a wicked sense of humor.
I love reading and just picked up 'Maggie Needs an Alibi' and 'How to talk to a Liberal by Catherine Coulter. Also an avid cookbook perruser. Just read 'The Minimalist Entertainer' and 'Desserts that have killed better men than me' by Jeremy Jackson.

What Do You Find Attractive?

Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Sensitivity, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Date