Tall, dark and handsome
eskimo_skydiver
Aurora, Colorado | Muž Hledám A Žena
Obecné
Hovořím
Angličtina, Francouzština
Sebe bych popsal(a) jako
I like to make people laugh. There is no better sound. People are too stressed these days and I have taken it upon myself to relieve some of that tension with laughter. I actually don't like being the center of attention but I do what I must to make sure that others are having fun.
At first meetings I'm a bit shy and will use humor to get over that, assuming that I can still speak. Once I'm surrounded by a group that I know I really cut loose and make them laugh until I hear snorting sounds coming from someone. That may be you next time.
You will never guess that I am 41. No-one ever does. I have yet to find someone that can keep up with me. Are you up to the challenge? Bring it!
I have no idea what my body type is, so here's a description. I'm 5'11" really, I weigh 175 and have a 35" waist. Not muscular but not skinny. Ask for a pic and I'll let you decide.
I'm not all laughs and no seriousness, nope I'm the real deal here darlin'. (hehehe) I'm a great listener and I almost always have some advice if the situation calls for it. I think there are times for friends to give advice and times when just listening is the thing to do. I'm a pretty popular guy because I give great advice and great ear.
I'm very intelligent (like most funny people are). I really hate these things. It always sounds like you are bragging and I really don't like braggarts or gossips. I have the unique ability to be able to put myself in someone else's shoes and understand or at least excuse their reactions and behaviours.
I am looking for someone with their own opinions and ideas. I want someone that deserves respect for her mind, ideas and thoughts. Yeah, I know that sounded strange to you but to even things out I am a man and I have a libido. I'm just smart enough to know when to keep it in check. Physically speaking (told you I was a man. lol) I am more attracted to skinny women but I have a lot of friends that are not and that's alright. I love eyes. I can stare into them for hours as I softly stroke your face, arm or leg.
Uh, okay I think it's time to wrap this up. Which reminds me I don't mind talking either. I usually prefer in person though.
(Ugh, this whole thing seems so corny. I feel like I'm trying to sell a car.)
Sooo anyway... if you have a funny bone that needs a little tickle let me know that you are out there. (For a guy that doesn't like to brag I didn't exactly slow down did I? Oh well maybe it will pike your interest.)
At first meetings I'm a bit shy and will use humor to get over that, assuming that I can still speak. Once I'm surrounded by a group that I know I really cut loose and make them laugh until I hear snorting sounds coming from someone. That may be you next time.
You will never guess that I am 41. No-one ever does. I have yet to find someone that can keep up with me. Are you up to the challenge? Bring it!
I have no idea what my body type is, so here's a description. I'm 5'11" really, I weigh 175 and have a 35" waist. Not muscular but not skinny. Ask for a pic and I'll let you decide.
I'm not all laughs and no seriousness, nope I'm the real deal here darlin'. (hehehe) I'm a great listener and I almost always have some advice if the situation calls for it. I think there are times for friends to give advice and times when just listening is the thing to do. I'm a pretty popular guy because I give great advice and great ear.
I'm very intelligent (like most funny people are). I really hate these things. It always sounds like you are bragging and I really don't like braggarts or gossips. I have the unique ability to be able to put myself in someone else's shoes and understand or at least excuse their reactions and behaviours.
I am looking for someone with their own opinions and ideas. I want someone that deserves respect for her mind, ideas and thoughts. Yeah, I know that sounded strange to you but to even things out I am a man and I have a libido. I'm just smart enough to know when to keep it in check. Physically speaking (told you I was a man. lol) I am more attracted to skinny women but I have a lot of friends that are not and that's alright. I love eyes. I can stare into them for hours as I softly stroke your face, arm or leg.
Uh, okay I think it's time to wrap this up. Which reminds me I don't mind talking either. I usually prefer in person though.
(Ugh, this whole thing seems so corny. I feel like I'm trying to sell a car.)
Sooo anyway... if you have a funny bone that needs a little tickle let me know that you are out there. (For a guy that doesn't like to brag I didn't exactly slow down did I? Oh well maybe it will pike your interest.)
Přihlásit
Beran
Vzhled a situace
Má postava je
Normální
Má výška je
1,8 m
Barva mých očí
Hnědá
Můj původ je
Běloch/běloška
Můj rodinný stav je
Žijící odděleně
Mám děti
Ano - se mnou nežijí
Chci děti
Ne
Mou nejlepší částí je
Oči
Body Art
Strategicky umístěné tetování
Barva mých vlasů
Hnědá
Mám jedno nebo více z uvedených
Kočka, Pes
Stav
Má úroveň vzdělání je
Nějaká výška
Můj současný stav zaměstnání je
Na plný úvazek
Mé zaměření je
Počítače / Elektronika
Žiji
Sám/sama
Doma
Někdy je to tu trochu blázinec
Jsem kuřák
Ano - snažím se přestat
Piji
Ano - jedno nebo dvě
Osobnost
Mé společenské chování je
Opatrné, Přátelská osoba, Komické, Rozjíždím párty, Flirtující, Otevřené
Mé zájmy a koníčky jsou
Sportovní, Vzdělávání, TV, Filmy, Internet, Hry, Kluby / bary, Tanec, Rodina, Divadlo, Auta, Kempování, Hraní karet, Gambling, Počítače
Má představa skvěle stráveného času je
Potloukat se s přáteli, Pařba, Filmy, Spát, Kluby / bary, Popíjet, TV, Jít na koncert
Moji přátelé mě popisují jako
Přátelská osoba, Někdo, kým by chtěli být, V pohodě, Prostopášná osoba, Temný, Potrhlý, Flirtující
Názory
Mé náboženství je
Žádné náboženství
Navštěvuji bohoslužby
Nikdy
Můj životní cíl je
To learn something new everyday and make at least one person smile or laugh every day.
Můj smysl humoru je
Chytrý, Suchý / sarkastický, Přátelská osoba, Temný, Prostopášná osoba
Chuť
V TV vždy sleduji
Zprávy, Drama, Situační komedie, Instruktážní, Filmy, Sportovní, Reality Show
Když se dívám na filmy, vždy sleduji
Akční, Science fiction, Komedie, Animované, Thriller
Když poslouchám hudbu, pak vždy poslouchám
Rap, Rock, Electronic, Pop, Zvuk vysavače, Blues, Jazz, Dance, Soul
Když čtu, tak nejraději čtu
Obchodní, Počítače, Historie, Instruktážní, Manuály, Vědecké, Technické
Má představa zábavy je
Dancing and drinking at a club, hanging with friends playing pool or darts. The occasional low stakes poker game with a house full of friends.
Hledám
Co považuješ za atraktivní?
Inteligenci, Dobrý vzhled, Humor, Empatii, Spontánnost, Koketnost, Důvtip, Ohleduplnost
Jaký typ vztahu hledáš?
Internetový kamarád(ka), Přítel, Partner na randění, Intimní, Odevzdaný/á