I like cake and I'm short
lost1shoe
San Jose, California | Woman Seeking A Man
Basic Information
I Would Describe Myself As
This part is always weird... writing it up makes this all seem so final and crucial.
Instead of linear statements which often are a representation of the best and the worst we have to offer, these are things I've said:
That is my ID, I weighed more then I do now... yes, that is scotch tape.
He's a police n'officer
You need to mind your gassy salutions
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Also, please don't contact me to tell me that you think my culture is "so interesting". I was born in Cali, so were my parents, so were their parents, so were their parents. On the flipside, don't contact me to call me a sell-out.
Basically, if you suffer from asianophelia or if you refer to anyone that's not Asian by their race and name, lean back or go away.
If you've made it this far, you're a shut-in, like me. So you'll understand why we can't be friends until I complete my manifesto. j/k :-) Thanks for reading!
Instead of linear statements which often are a representation of the best and the worst we have to offer, these are things I've said:
That is my ID, I weighed more then I do now... yes, that is scotch tape.
He's a police n'officer
You need to mind your gassy salutions
---
Also, please don't contact me to tell me that you think my culture is "so interesting". I was born in Cali, so were my parents, so were their parents, so were their parents. On the flipside, don't contact me to call me a sell-out.
Basically, if you suffer from asianophelia or if you refer to anyone that's not Asian by their race and name, lean back or go away.
If you've made it this far, you're a shut-in, like me. So you'll understand why we can't be friends until I complete my manifesto. j/k :-) Thanks for reading!
Sign
Cancer
Appearance & Situation
My Height Is
5' 2 (1.57 m)
My Eyes Are
Brown
My Ethnicity Is
Other
My Marital Situation Is
Never Married
I Have Kids
No
I Want Kids
Not Sure
My Hair Is
Other
I Have One Or More Of These
Dog
Status
My Current Employment Status Is
Full-time
My Speciality Is
Computers / Electronic
My Job Title Is
Who has these???
At Home
All Is Calm
I Drink
Yes - One Or Two
Personality
Back In High School, I Was A
Nerd
My Social Behavior Is
Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are
Sports, Music, Games, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Family, Cooking
My Idea Of A Great Time Is
Hanging Out With Friends, Trying New Things, Relaxing, Sleeping, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Going To A Concert
An Ideal First Date Would Be
whatever is fun for us both, and doesn't end with a night in jail, bodily injury, or PTS disorder. I dont really think about things like that b/c who knows whom you will meet or where life may take you.
I've Always Wanted To Try
to avoid becoming an alcoholic, but this registration process makes me reach for the boozemahol.
My Friends Describe Me As Being
Friendly, Obscure, Goofy
Views
My Religion Is
Spiritual But Not Religious
My Political Views Are
Conservative
My Kind Of Humor Is
Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Slapstick
Taste
On Tv, I Always Watch
Cartoons, Documentaries, Sports, Reality Shows, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A
Action, Comedy, Drama, Horror
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To
Vacuum Cleaner Noises
When I Read, I Always Read
Classic, History, Humor, Music
My Idea Of Fun Is
[dependent on happenstance ][independent of circumstance ]
Looking for
What Do You Find Attractive?
Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Empathy, Money, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For?
my keys, my cell phone -- no, I'm not serious and I don't really look for specific qualities. I have no idea who makes marriage-material, nor do I know where it is purchased.