Who is purrrfect for me?

I Would Describe Myself As

I will not answer emails if:
* you live more than 75 miles away. I dont believe in long distance relationships.
* you have dirty pics up of yourself
* you are married or living with someone
* you are a hunter, i hate murderers
* one or two worded emails to me
* no long thick beards, small ones are ok,
* no pic or no profile dont whisper me.
* if you are looking for intimate incounters
* you must be TALLER than 5'7"
* dont bother me if your profile says "prefer not to say" or "just ask"


the dog with one eye is radar, my only baby.
Ok, about me eh, well, you can find me feeding the geese or driving around aimlessly, or just driving geese around aimlessly, i love tim hortons coffee, and might ask you to bring me one, yes even if its raining out, im not completely useless around the house, actually im quite handy at fixing things, so i might be asking you to get me the hammer or screw driver, and you can hold the ladder. i love to play xbox, and i will probably kick your azz playing it, i also enjoy a good game of chess, and lets not forget about animals, they are my number one. love the zoo, or the fort white center. i am a vegetarian so i eat lots of veggies, and coffee and cake, or cookies or donuts, or candy, ok ok, anything with sugar, i love to go shopping for shoes and yes ill drag you with me to the mall, and when i try on an outfit and i ask you how does it look, you will reply...hey that looks nice, get it. lol even if you really want to say...girl what are you thinking???...that way we both are happy, see its easy isnt it? and it even gets easier. Shoes, never tell me i have enough shoes, no where do i see a rule saying 80 pairs of shoes is enough. oh, let's not forget the channel changer, its mine, at all times, i must be in charge of that. ok now movies, dramas, like the tear jerker ones, and no darn cartoons ok, or sci fi, cant do them sorry.chocolate, never enough chocolate. ohhh and i love the trailer park boys, they are now my new heroes. especially ricky. now what im not looking for, no dopers, no drunks, no lazies, must work, no mammas boys, no married men, or no men with g/fs and think well thats ok cause you are not married, to me you are. no pervs asking for dirty pics, no scammers, no i dont want to cam, get yourself a hooker already, if you want to chat that is fine. now i didnt make the rules, they were already made when i became a woman, ahhh the things I have to put up with eh!

Sign

Gemini

My Body Type Is

Average

My Height Is

5' 2 (1.57 m)

My Ethnicity Is

Caucasian

My Marital Situation Is

Single

I Have Kids

No

I Want Kids

No

My Best Feature Is

Smile

Body Art

Belly Button Ring

My Hair Is

Blonde

I Have One Or More Of These

Dog

My Education Level Is

College Degree

My Current Employment Status Is

Full-time

My Speciality Is

Computers / Electronic

I Live

With Roomate(s)

At Home

All Is Calm

I'm A Smoker

Yes - Trying To Quit

I Drink

Yes - One Or Two

Back In High School, I Was A

Average Joe

My Social Behavior Is

Reserved, Observant, Comedic, Outgoing

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Exercising, Learning, Internet, Games, Gardening, Camping, Gambling, Computers

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Going Shopping, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Going To A Casino, Playing Video Games, Going To A Museum

An Ideal First Date Would Be

well, nothing i cant get out of in a hurry, lol like dont take me to an expensive dinner and all, and i hate the meal, and think id rather be washing my hair or walking my dog, and somewhere i have an escape route, heheeh. ok ok, how about tim hortons for a coffee? I also love to play shuffle board but cant seem to find anyone that plays it. maybe you could learn?

My Friends Describe Me As Being

Goofy

My Religion Is

Christian

I Attend Services

Once A Year

My Political Views Are

I Don't Like Politics

My Kind Of Humor Is

Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Slapstick

On Tv, I Always Watch

News, Documentaries, Situation Comedies, Movies, Reality Shows

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A

Drama, Horror

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To

Country, Rap, Classical, Latin, New age, Ambient, Dance

What Do You Find Attractive?

Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Oddities, Spontaneity, Money, Wit, Thoughtfullness, Passiveness

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Friend, Date, Committed