derka derka

I Can Speak

English, Japanese

I Would Describe Myself As

Im a ninja born in the year 1500 A.D of the Yaguya clan. when i was twelve i was bannished for breaking one of the ten laws of the shinobi. i worked for lord Goda for many years until i met a man named Nobunaga Oda who gave me imortality so i could hunt vampires for the rest of eternity. Ive had to change my name many times and about ten years ago i got the michael jackson skin bleaching so i could be white. in my 506 years of existance i have seen everything from aliens, lycanthropes(werewovles)to far scarier things like barbra striesand, and the show full house. when im not out killing vampires i enjoy long walks in the park, buying things from walmart that i dont really need, and trying to break dance but looking like a dumbass in the process.As far as dating goes i need a woman who is as weird as i am.

Sign

Virgo

My Body Type Is

Fit

My Height Is

5' 8 (1.73 m)

My Eyes Are

Brown

My Ethnicity Is

European, Native American, Caucasian

My Marital Situation Is

Single

I Have Kids

No

I Want Kids

Yes

My Best Feature Is

Eyes

Body Art

Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Visible Tattoo

My Hair Is

Dark Brown

I Have One Or More Of These

No pets

My Education Level Is

Some College

My Current Employment Status Is

Full-time

My Speciality Is

Transportation

My Job Title Is

ninja

I Make This Much In A Year

$15,000USD To $29,999USD

I Live

Alone

At Home

All Is Calm

I'm A Smoker

No

I Drink

Yes - Socially

Back In High School, I Was A

Outcast

My Social Behavior Is

Comedic

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Exercising, Music, Movies, Games, Cars

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Trying New Things, The Movies, Sleeping, Extreme Sports, Playing Video Games, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum

An Ideal First Date Would Be

surfing in some place besides this shit hole.

I've Always Wanted To Try

swimming with sharks

My Friends Describe Me As Being

Cool, Obscure, Goofy

My Religion Is

Spiritual But Not Religious

I Attend Services

Never

My Political Views Are

Liberal

My Goal In Life Is

be a martial arts instructor

My Kind Of Humor Is

Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic

On Tv, I Always Watch

Cartoons, Documentaries, Situation Comedies, Instructional, Movies, Soaps, Re-runs

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A

Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Horror

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To

Rock, Metal, Electronic, Classical, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Blues, Industrial, New age, Ambient, Dance, Soul, Reggae, Folk, Punk

When I Read, I Always Read

Ancient, Biography, Comic, Fantasy, History, Horror, Humor, Instructional, Music, Reference, Science, Science Fiction, Technical, I Don't Like Reading

My Idea Of Fun Is

going to a concert, going to the movies, bowling, being a ninja.

What Do You Find Attractive?

Intelligence, Humor, Oddities, Spontaneity, Wit

What Do You Look For?

open mindedness, good musical taste, someone who is not a stuck up bitch.

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed