WildatHeart
riceman82
Cooper City, Florida | Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
I Can Speak
English
I Would Describe Myself As
Where do I start? I guess I can start by telling you about the time I wrestled a Great White Shark with my bare hands! Yes, it's true!...I was 5 years old, and the shark was stuffed with cotton...but those are just details! ...Then at the age of 13 I trapped a Ferocious Grizzly Bear, caged it, and kept it as a pet. It was a heck of a fight, but no matter how many times I was ready to give up...I kept telling myself...Don't Quit! And, so...I fought the good fight, until I was victorious! Okay, so maybe it was a fluffy little kitten, but IT WAS FEROCIOUS! (Razor-Sharp Teeth and Monster Claws!)...and then when I was 26 I became a sit-down comedian... Writing joke scenarios on my dating profile, and such! It doesn't pay what it used to, but I'm hoping America's recent economic turn-around will change that!
If you haven't figured this out yet...I'm a fun, and spontaneous Smartass...it's not as bad as it sounds! lol. I Love Life and everything that comes with it. My favorite thing to do in life is laugh! I'm generally very witty, and feel corny jokes never seem to get old! I've been known to be pretty picky when dating. I'd like to meet someone who knows how to have fun! Someone Genuine! Someone with a Great Sense of Humor!...Someone who's not afraid to laugh out loud, knows a good joke or two, smiles more than she frowns, and appreciates the little things in life.
If you haven't figured this out yet...I'm a fun, and spontaneous Smartass...it's not as bad as it sounds! lol. I Love Life and everything that comes with it. My favorite thing to do in life is laugh! I'm generally very witty, and feel corny jokes never seem to get old! I've been known to be pretty picky when dating. I'd like to meet someone who knows how to have fun! Someone Genuine! Someone with a Great Sense of Humor!...Someone who's not afraid to laugh out loud, knows a good joke or two, smiles more than she frowns, and appreciates the little things in life.
Sign
Sagittarius
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is
Athletic
My Height Is
5' 11 (1.8 m)
My Eyes Are
Hazel
My Ethnicity Is
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is
Single
I Have Kids
No
I Want Kids
Yes
My Best Feature Is
Smile
My Hair Is
Brown
I Have One Or More Of These
No pets
Willing To Relocate
Yes
Status
My Education Level Is
University Degree
My Current Employment Status Is
Full-time
My Speciality Is
Finance / Trading
I Live
With Roomate(s)
At Home
Friends Come Over Often
I'm A Smoker
No
I Drink
Yes - Socially
Personality
Back In High School, I Was A
Class Clown
My Social Behavior Is
Friendly, Comedic, Flirtatious, Outgoing
My Interest And Hobbies Are
Exercising, Sports, Movies, Family, Dining, Travel, Playing Cards
My Idea Of A Great Time Is
Hanging Out With Friends, Trying New Things, The Movies, Extreme Sports, Going To A Concert
My Friends Describe Me As Being
Friendly, Cool, Goofy, A Flirt
Views
My Religion Is
Other
My Kind Of Humor Is
Clever, Friendly, Goofy
Taste
On Tv, I Always Watch
Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies, Sports
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Thriller
When I Read, I Always Read
News, Business, Health, Sports
My Idea Of Fun Is
Working Out, Health and Fitness, Telling Jokes, Laughing, Sarcasm, The Beach, Traveling, Fishing, Scuba Diving, Sports - Playing AND Watching - Im a Monster FOOTBALL Fan!, BBQ's, SUSHI, Watching Movies, Rollerblading, Iceskating, Miniature Golf, Bowling, Concerts, Hanging with Friends,
Slow Dancing with Gorillas, Sliding on Wooden Floors Wearing Nothing but Socks and Underwear, and the List Continues...
Slow Dancing with Gorillas, Sliding on Wooden Floors Wearing Nothing but Socks and Underwear, and the List Continues...
Looking for
What Do You Find Attractive?
Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Boldness, Spontaneity, Money, Power, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For?
I surround myself with Good People who believe in things like Drive, Determination, Friendship, and Having Fun. If you are allergic to any of the ideals that I have just named, please seek Benadryl and then kindly remove yourself from my profile. Thank You, And Have a Great Day!
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?
Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed