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Oakland, California | Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Would Describe Myself As
I'm an Oompah character from the Willy Wonka factory. Blue skin, green eyes, red hair. Just a freakin' disaster area. Oh, and that movie about our lives? Jonny Depp sucks as Willy. I liked Gene Wilder better.
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Libra

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is
Athletic
My Height Is
5' 9 (1.75 m)
My Ethnicity Is
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is
Divorced
I Have Kids
Yes - At Home
I Want Kids
No
My Best Feature Is
Chest
My Hair Is
Dark Blonde
I Have One Or More Of These
Cat, Dog

Status

My Education Level Is
University Degree
My Current Employment Status Is
Full-time
My Speciality Is
Administrative / Management
My Job Title Is
Executive Director at Wonka Productions
I Make This Much In A Year
More Than $150,000USD
I Live
With Kid(s), With Pet(s)
At Home
It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes
I'm A Smoker
No
I Drink
Yes - One Or Two

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A
Average Joe
My Social Behavior Is
Reserved, Shy, Boisterous, Loud, Observant, Anti-social, Friendly, Comedic, Party Starter, Fire Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Dark, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are
Cars, Playing Cards, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is
Playing Dress-up
My Friends Describe Me As Being
Troublemaker, Someone They Want To Be, I Don't Have Any Friends

Views

My Religion Is
Not Religious
I Attend Services
Never
My Political Views Are
Green Party
My Kind Of Humor Is
Campy, Dry / Sarcastic, Slapstick, I Never Laugh

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch
News, Documentaries, I Don't Like Tv
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To
Electronic, Latin, Ambient

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?
Intelligence, Humor, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Money, Flirtatiousness, Passiveness
What Do You Look For?
Short women with big eyebrows
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?
Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed