I like cake and I'm short
lost1shoe
San Jose, California | Frau Suche eine/n Mann
Basis Information
Ich würde mich selbst beschreiben als
This part is always weird... writing it up makes this all seem so final and crucial.
Instead of linear statements which often are a representation of the best and the worst we have to offer, these are things I've said:
That is my ID, I weighed more then I do now... yes, that is scotch tape.
He's a police n'officer
You need to mind your gassy salutions
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Also, please don't contact me to tell me that you think my culture is "so interesting". I was born in Cali, so were my parents, so were their parents, so were their parents. On the flipside, don't contact me to call me a sell-out.
Basically, if you suffer from asianophelia or if you refer to anyone that's not Asian by their race and name, lean back or go away.
If you've made it this far, you're a shut-in, like me. So you'll understand why we can't be friends until I complete my manifesto. j/k :-) Thanks for reading!
Instead of linear statements which often are a representation of the best and the worst we have to offer, these are things I've said:
That is my ID, I weighed more then I do now... yes, that is scotch tape.
He's a police n'officer
You need to mind your gassy salutions
---
Also, please don't contact me to tell me that you think my culture is "so interesting". I was born in Cali, so were my parents, so were their parents, so were their parents. On the flipside, don't contact me to call me a sell-out.
Basically, if you suffer from asianophelia or if you refer to anyone that's not Asian by their race and name, lean back or go away.
If you've made it this far, you're a shut-in, like me. So you'll understand why we can't be friends until I complete my manifesto. j/k :-) Thanks for reading!
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Erscheinung & Situation
Meine Größe ist
5' 2 (1.57 m)
Meine Augen sind
Braun
Meine Herkunft ist
Andere
Mein Familienstand ist
Nie Verheiratet
Ich habe Kinder
Nein
Ich möchte Kinder
Nicht sicher
Mein Haar ist
Andere
Ich habe ein oder mehrere folgende Haustiere
Hund
Status
Mein derzeitiges Dienstverhältnis ist
Vollzeit
Meine Spezialität ist
Computer / Elektronik
Mein Job-Titel ist
Who has these???
Zuhause
Alles ist ruhig
Ich trinke
Ja - Eine oder zwei
Persönlichkeit
In der Hauptschule war ich
Nerd
Mein soziales Verhalten ist
Aufmerksam, Freundlich, Comedian, Eigenartig
Meine Interessen und Hobbys sind
Sport, Musik, Spiele, Clubbing / Ausgehen, Familie, Kochen
Meine Vorstellung einer tollen Zeit ist
Mit Freunden ausgehen, Versuche neue Dinge, Entspannen, Schlafen, Clubbing / Bars, Trinken, In ein Konzert gehen
Ein ideales erstes Date wäre
whatever is fun for us both, and doesn't end with a night in jail, bodily injury, or PTS disorder. I dont really think about things like that b/c who knows whom you will meet or where life may take you.
Ich wollte immer schon versuchen
to avoid becoming an alcoholic, but this registration process makes me reach for the boozemahol.
Meine Freunde beschreiben mich als
Freundlich, Mysteriös, Albern
Ansichten
Meine Religion ist
Spirituell aber nicht religiös
Mein Art Humor ist
Trocken / Sarkastisch, Albern, Witzig
Geschmack
Im Fernsehen sehe ich mir Folgendes gerne an
Cartoons, Dokumentationen, Sport, Reality-Shows, Wiederholungen
Wenn ich ins Kino gehe, sehe ich immer
Action, Comedy, Drama, Horror
Wenn ich mir Musik anhöre, höre ich immer
Staubsaugergeräusche
Wenn ich lese, lese ich immer
Klassik, Geschichte, Humor, Musik
Meine Vorstellung von Spaß ist
[dependent on happenstance ][independent of circumstance ]
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Was findest du attraktiv?
Intelligenz, Gutes Aussehen, Humor, Einfühlungsvermögen, Geld, Esprit, Nachdenklich
Wonach suchst du?
my keys, my cell phone -- no, I'm not serious and I don't really look for specific qualities. I have no idea who makes marriage-material, nor do I know where it is purchased.