I like cake and I'm short
lost1shoe
San Jose, California | Donna Cerca un/una Uomo
Informazioni di base
Mi descriverei come
This part is always weird... writing it up makes this all seem so final and crucial.
Instead of linear statements which often are a representation of the best and the worst we have to offer, these are things I've said:
That is my ID, I weighed more then I do now... yes, that is scotch tape.
He's a police n'officer
You need to mind your gassy salutions
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Also, please don't contact me to tell me that you think my culture is "so interesting". I was born in Cali, so were my parents, so were their parents, so were their parents. On the flipside, don't contact me to call me a sell-out.
Basically, if you suffer from asianophelia or if you refer to anyone that's not Asian by their race and name, lean back or go away.
If you've made it this far, you're a shut-in, like me. So you'll understand why we can't be friends until I complete my manifesto. j/k :-) Thanks for reading!
Instead of linear statements which often are a representation of the best and the worst we have to offer, these are things I've said:
That is my ID, I weighed more then I do now... yes, that is scotch tape.
He's a police n'officer
You need to mind your gassy salutions
---
Also, please don't contact me to tell me that you think my culture is "so interesting". I was born in Cali, so were my parents, so were their parents, so were their parents. On the flipside, don't contact me to call me a sell-out.
Basically, if you suffer from asianophelia or if you refer to anyone that's not Asian by their race and name, lean back or go away.
If you've made it this far, you're a shut-in, like me. So you'll understand why we can't be friends until I complete my manifesto. j/k :-) Thanks for reading!
Segno zodiacale
Cancro
Apparenza
La mia altezza è
5' 2 (1.57 m)
I miei occhi sono
Marroni
La mia etnia è
Altro
Il mio stato civile è
Mai Sposato
Ho Figli
No
Voglio figli
Non so
I Miei capelli sono
Altro
Ho una o più di queste
Cani
Stato
La mia situazione lavorativa è
Tempo Pieno
La mia specializzazione è
Computer/ Elettronica
La mia professione è
Who has these???
A casa
Tutto è calmo
Bevo
Sì - Una o due
Personalità
Tornando alle Superiori, Ero
Nerd
Il mio comportamento sociale è
Osservatore, Amichevole, Comico, Strano
I miei interessi e Hobby sono
Sport, Musica, Giochi, Andare per locali, Famiglia, Cucina
Tempo speso bene secondo me:
Uscire con gli amici, Provare cose nuove, Relax, Dormire, Andare per locali, Bere, Andare a un concerto
Un primo appuntamento ideale è
whatever is fun for us both, and doesn't end with a night in jail, bodily injury, or PTS disorder. I dont really think about things like that b/c who knows whom you will meet or where life may take you.
Ho sempre voluto provare
to avoid becoming an alcoholic, but this registration process makes me reach for the boozemahol.
I miei amici mi descrivono come
Amichevole, Oscuro, Goffo
Punti di Vista
La mia religione è
Spirituale ma non religioso
Il mio umorismo è di tipo
Sarcastico, Goffo, Farsesco
Gusti
In televisione guardo sempre
Cartoni Animati, Documentari, Sport, Reality, Repliche
Quando vado al cinema vado sempre a vedere
Azione, Commedie, Drammatici, Horror
Quando ascolto musica ascolto sempre
Il rumore dell'aspirapolvere
Quando leggo, leggo sempre
Classici, Storia, Umorismo, Musica
La mia idea di divertimento è
[dependent on happenstance ][independent of circumstance ]
In cerca di
Cosa trovi attraente?
Intelligenza, Bellezza, Umorismo, Empatia, Soldi, Acume, Profondità
Cosa cerchi?
my keys, my cell phone -- no, I'm not serious and I don't really look for specific qualities. I have no idea who makes marriage-material, nor do I know where it is purchased.