WildatHeart

Jeg taler

Engelsk

Jeg beskriver mig selv som

Where do I start? I guess I can start by telling you about the time I wrestled a Great White Shark with my bare hands! Yes, it's true!...I was 5 years old, and the shark was stuffed with cotton...but those are just details! ...Then at the age of 13 I trapped a Ferocious Grizzly Bear, caged it, and kept it as a pet. It was a heck of a fight, but no matter how many times I was ready to give up...I kept telling myself...Don't Quit! And, so...I fought the good fight, until I was victorious! Okay, so maybe it was a fluffy little kitten, but IT WAS FEROCIOUS! (Razor-Sharp Teeth and Monster Claws!)...and then when I was 26 I became a sit-down comedian... Writing joke scenarios on my dating profile, and such! It doesn't pay what it used to, but I'm hoping America's recent economic turn-around will change that!

If you haven't figured this out yet...I'm a fun, and spontaneous Smartass...it's not as bad as it sounds! lol. I Love Life and everything that comes with it. My favorite thing to do in life is laugh! I'm generally very witty, and feel corny jokes never seem to get old! I've been known to be pretty picky when dating. I'd like to meet someone who knows how to have fun! Someone Genuine! Someone with a Great Sense of Humor!...Someone who's not afraid to laugh out loud, knows a good joke or two, smiles more than she frowns, and appreciates the little things in life.

Underskriv

Skytten

Min kropstype er

Atletisk

Min højde er

180 cm

Mine øjne er

Nøddebrun

Min etnicitet er

Kaukasisk

Min civilstand er

Single

Jeg har børn

Nej

Jeg vil have børn

Ja

Mit bedste karaktertræk er

Smil

Mit hår er

Brun

Jeg har en eller flere af disse

Ingen kæledyr

Villig til at flytte

Ja

Mit uddannelsesniveau er

Universitetsgrad

Min nuværende ansættelsesstatus er

Fuldtid

Mit speciale er

Finans / handel

Jeg bor

Med værelseskammerat(er)

Hjemme

Venner kommer ofte forbi

Jeg er ryger

Nej

Jeg drikker

Ja - til fester

I gymnasiet var jeg

Klassens klovn

Min sociale opførsel er

Venlig, Komisk, Flirtende, Uadvendt

Mine interesser og hobbier er

Motion, Sport, Film, Familie, Spise til middag, Rejser, Kortspil

Min idé om at have det sjovt er

Være sammen med venner, Prøve noget nyt, I biografen, Ekstremsport, Tage til koncert

Mine venner beskriver mig som

Venlig, Cool, Fjollet, En flirt

Min religion er

Andet

Min form for humor er

Snu, Venlig, Fjollet

I tv ser jeg altid

Dramaer, Sitcoms, Film, Sport

Når jeg går i biografen ser jeg altid en

Handling, Science Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Thriller

Når jeg læser, læser jeg altid

Nyheder, Business, Sundhed, Sport

Min forestilling om hvad der er sjovt er

Working Out, Health and Fitness, Telling Jokes, Laughing, Sarcasm, The Beach, Traveling, Fishing, Scuba Diving, Sports - Playing AND Watching - Im a Monster FOOTBALL Fan!, BBQ's, SUSHI, Watching Movies, Rollerblading, Iceskating, Miniature Golf, Bowling, Concerts, Hanging with Friends,
Slow Dancing with Gorillas, Sliding on Wooden Floors Wearing Nothing but Socks and Underwear, and the List Continues...

Hvad finder du attraktivt?

Intelligens, Flot udseende, Humor, Dygtighed, Skaldethed, Spontanitet, Penge, Magt, Flirtende, Morsom, Omtanke

Hvad leder du efter?

I surround myself with Good People who believe in things like Drive, Determination, Friendship, and Having Fun. If you are allergic to any of the ideals that I have just named, please seek Benadryl and then kindly remove yourself from my profile. Thank You, And Have a Great Day!

Hvilken type forhold leder du efter?

Internetven, Ven, Dato, Intim, Forpligtet