WildatHeart

Jeg kan snakke

Norsk

Jeg vil beskrive meg selv som

Where do I start? I guess I can start by telling you about the time I wrestled a Great White Shark with my bare hands! Yes, it's true!...I was 5 years old, and the shark was stuffed with cotton...but those are just details! ...Then at the age of 13 I trapped a Ferocious Grizzly Bear, caged it, and kept it as a pet. It was a heck of a fight, but no matter how many times I was ready to give up...I kept telling myself...Don't Quit! And, so...I fought the good fight, until I was victorious! Okay, so maybe it was a fluffy little kitten, but IT WAS FEROCIOUS! (Razor-Sharp Teeth and Monster Claws!)...and then when I was 26 I became a sit-down comedian... Writing joke scenarios on my dating profile, and such! It doesn't pay what it used to, but I'm hoping America's recent economic turn-around will change that!

If you haven't figured this out yet...I'm a fun, and spontaneous Smartass...it's not as bad as it sounds! lol. I Love Life and everything that comes with it. My favorite thing to do in life is laugh! I'm generally very witty, and feel corny jokes never seem to get old! I've been known to be pretty picky when dating. I'd like to meet someone who knows how to have fun! Someone Genuine! Someone with a Great Sense of Humor!...Someone who's not afraid to laugh out loud, knows a good joke or two, smiles more than she frowns, and appreciates the little things in life.

Registrer

Skytten

My Kroppstype er

Atletisk

Min høyde er

5 '11 (1,8 m)

Øynene mine er

Hassel

Min etnisitet er

kaukasisk

Min Sivilsituasjon er

Enslig

Jeg har barn

Nei

Jeg vil ha barn

Ja

Min beste egenskap er

Smil

Mitt hår er

Brun

Jeg har en eller flere av disse

Ingen dyr

Villing til å flytte

Ja

Min Utdanningsnivå Er

Universitetsgrad

Min nåværende arbeidssituasjon er

Fulltid

Min spesialitet er

Økonomi / handel

Jeg bor

Med romkamerat (er)

Hjemme

Venner kommer på besøk hele tiden

Jeg er en røyker

Nei

Jeg drikker

Ja - Sosialt

Når jeg gikk på skolen, var jeg

Klassens klovn

Min sosiale atferd er

Vennlig, Komisk, Flørtende, Utadvent

Mine interesser og hobbier er

Trene, Sport, Filmer, Familie, Restaurant, Reise, Kortspill

Min idé av å ha det gøy er

Være med venner, Prøve nye ting, Kino, Ekstremsport, Gå på konsert

Mine venner beskriver meg som

Vennlig, Kul, Tullete, En flørt

Min religion er

Annet

Min humoristiske sans er

Smart, Vennlig, Tullete

På TV ser jeg alltid på

Drama, Komedie, Filmer, Sport

Når jeg går på kino, går jeg alltid for å se en

Action, Science Fiction, Komedie, Drama, Thriller

Når jeg leser, så leser jeg alltid

Nyheter, Virksomhet, Helse, Sport

Min idé av å ha det gøy er

Working Out, Health and Fitness, Telling Jokes, Laughing, Sarcasm, The Beach, Traveling, Fishing, Scuba Diving, Sports - Playing AND Watching - Im a Monster FOOTBALL Fan!, BBQ's, SUSHI, Watching Movies, Rollerblading, Iceskating, Miniature Golf, Bowling, Concerts, Hanging with Friends,
Slow Dancing with Gorillas, Sliding on Wooden Floors Wearing Nothing but Socks and Underwear, and the List Continues...

Hva finner du attraktivt?

Intelligens, Flott utseende, Humor, Gode ​​ferdigheter, Dristighet, Spontanitet, Penger, Makt, flørtende, vett, Omtanksfull

Hva ser du etter?

I surround myself with Good People who believe in things like Drive, Determination, Friendship, and Having Fun. If you are allergic to any of the ideals that I have just named, please seek Benadryl and then kindly remove yourself from my profile. Thank You, And Have a Great Day!

Hva slag forhold søker du?

Internett Venn, Venn, Dato, Intim, Forpliktet