WildatHeart

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Me describiría a mi mismo como

Where do I start? I guess I can start by telling you about the time I wrestled a Great White Shark with my bare hands! Yes, it's true!...I was 5 years old, and the shark was stuffed with cotton...but those are just details! ...Then at the age of 13 I trapped a Ferocious Grizzly Bear, caged it, and kept it as a pet. It was a heck of a fight, but no matter how many times I was ready to give up...I kept telling myself...Don't Quit! And, so...I fought the good fight, until I was victorious! Okay, so maybe it was a fluffy little kitten, but IT WAS FEROCIOUS! (Razor-Sharp Teeth and Monster Claws!)...and then when I was 26 I became a sit-down comedian... Writing joke scenarios on my dating profile, and such! It doesn't pay what it used to, but I'm hoping America's recent economic turn-around will change that!

If you haven't figured this out yet...I'm a fun, and spontaneous Smartass...it's not as bad as it sounds! lol. I Love Life and everything that comes with it. My favorite thing to do in life is laugh! I'm generally very witty, and feel corny jokes never seem to get old! I've been known to be pretty picky when dating. I'd like to meet someone who knows how to have fun! Someone Genuine! Someone with a Great Sense of Humor!...Someone who's not afraid to laugh out loud, knows a good joke or two, smiles more than she frowns, and appreciates the little things in life.

Signo

Sagitario

Mi tipo de cuerpo es

Atlético

Mi altura es

5' 11 (1.8 m)

Mis ojos son

Avellana

Mi raza es

Caucásico

Mi situación marital es

Soltero

Tengo hijos

No

Quiero tener hijos

Si

Mi Mejor característica es

Sonrisa

Mi pelo es

Marrones

Tengo uno o más de estos

Sin Mascotas

Me iría a vivir a otro lugar

Si

Mi nivel de estudios / educación es

Diploma Universitario

Mi situación laboral actual es

Tiempo Completo

Mi especialidad es

Financias / Negocios

Vivo en

Con compañero/s de piso

En casa

Los amigos visitan a menudo

Soy Fumador

No

Soy Bebedor

Si - Socialmente

En el instituto, era

El Cómico de la clase

Socialmente, me describiría como

Amistoso, Cómico, Coqueto/a, Extrovertido/a

Mis aficiones e intereses son

Hacer ejercicio, Deportes, Películas, Familia, Cenar, Viajar, Jugar a las cartas

Mi idea de un rato estupendo es

Salir con amigos, Probar cosas nuevas, Películas, Deportes Extremos, Ir a un Concierto

Mis amigos me describen como

Amistoso, Genial, Bobo, Coqueteo

Mi religión es

Otros

Mi sentido del humor es

Inteligente, Amistoso, Bobo

En la TV, siempre veo

Dramas, Comedias de Situación, Películas, Deportes

Si voy al cine, siempre me gusta ver una

Acción, Ciencia Ficción, Comedia , Drama , Suspense

Cuando leo libros, lo que más me gusta es

Noticias, Negocios, Salud, Deportes

Mi idea de diversión es

Working Out, Health and Fitness, Telling Jokes, Laughing, Sarcasm, The Beach, Traveling, Fishing, Scuba Diving, Sports - Playing AND Watching - Im a Monster FOOTBALL Fan!, BBQ's, SUSHI, Watching Movies, Rollerblading, Iceskating, Miniature Golf, Bowling, Concerts, Hanging with Friends,
Slow Dancing with Gorillas, Sliding on Wooden Floors Wearing Nothing but Socks and Underwear, and the List Continues...

¿Qué te resulta atractivo?

Inteligencia, Buena Imagen, Humor, Grandes Habilidades, Audacia, Espontaneidad, Dinero, Poder, Coquetería, Ingenio, Detallista

¿Qué estás buscando?

I surround myself with Good People who believe in things like Drive, Determination, Friendship, and Having Fun. If you are allergic to any of the ideals that I have just named, please seek Benadryl and then kindly remove yourself from my profile. Thank You, And Have a Great Day!

¿Qué tipo de relación estás buscando?

Amigo/a de Internet, Amigo/a , Cita, Íntimos, Comprometido