WildatHeart
riceman82
Cooper City, Florida | Uomo Cerca un/una Donna
Informazioni di base
Parlo
Inglese
Mi descriverei come
Where do I start? I guess I can start by telling you about the time I wrestled a Great White Shark with my bare hands! Yes, it's true!...I was 5 years old, and the shark was stuffed with cotton...but those are just details! ...Then at the age of 13 I trapped a Ferocious Grizzly Bear, caged it, and kept it as a pet. It was a heck of a fight, but no matter how many times I was ready to give up...I kept telling myself...Don't Quit! And, so...I fought the good fight, until I was victorious! Okay, so maybe it was a fluffy little kitten, but IT WAS FEROCIOUS! (Razor-Sharp Teeth and Monster Claws!)...and then when I was 26 I became a sit-down comedian... Writing joke scenarios on my dating profile, and such! It doesn't pay what it used to, but I'm hoping America's recent economic turn-around will change that!
If you haven't figured this out yet...I'm a fun, and spontaneous Smartass...it's not as bad as it sounds! lol. I Love Life and everything that comes with it. My favorite thing to do in life is laugh! I'm generally very witty, and feel corny jokes never seem to get old! I've been known to be pretty picky when dating. I'd like to meet someone who knows how to have fun! Someone Genuine! Someone with a Great Sense of Humor!...Someone who's not afraid to laugh out loud, knows a good joke or two, smiles more than she frowns, and appreciates the little things in life.
If you haven't figured this out yet...I'm a fun, and spontaneous Smartass...it's not as bad as it sounds! lol. I Love Life and everything that comes with it. My favorite thing to do in life is laugh! I'm generally very witty, and feel corny jokes never seem to get old! I've been known to be pretty picky when dating. I'd like to meet someone who knows how to have fun! Someone Genuine! Someone with a Great Sense of Humor!...Someone who's not afraid to laugh out loud, knows a good joke or two, smiles more than she frowns, and appreciates the little things in life.
Segno zodiacale
Sagittario
Apparenza
La mia corporatura è
Atletico
La mia altezza è
5' 11 (1.8 m)
I miei occhi sono
Nocciola
La mia etnia è
Caucasico
Il mio stato civile è
Single
Ho Figli
No
Voglio figli
Sì
Le mie caratteristiche migliori sono
Sorriso
I Miei capelli sono
Marroni
Ho una o più di queste
Nessun animale
Volontà di trasferimento
Sì
Stato
Il mio livello di istruzione è
Laurea
La mia situazione lavorativa è
Tempo Pieno
La mia specializzazione è
Finanza/ Trading
Vivo
Compagni di stanza
A casa
Visite Frequenti di Amici
Fumo
No
Bevo
Sì - Sociale
Personalità
Tornando alle Superiori, Ero
Pagliaccio
Il mio comportamento sociale è
Amichevole, Comico, da flirtare, Estroverso
I miei interessi e Hobby sono
Tenersi in forma, Sport, Fim, Famiglia, Cene, Viaggi, Giocare a carte
Tempo speso bene secondo me:
Uscire con gli amici, Provare cose nuove, I Film, Sport Estremi, Andare a un concerto
I miei amici mi descrivono come
Amichevole, Figo, Goffo, Un Flirt
Punti di Vista
La mia religione è
Altro
Il mio umorismo è di tipo
Saggio, Amichevole, Goffo
Gusti
In televisione guardo sempre
Film drammatici, Situation Commedies, Fim, Sport
Quando vado al cinema vado sempre a vedere
Azione, Fantascienza, Commedie, Drammatici, Thriller
Quando leggo, leggo sempre
Notizie, Business, Salute, Sport
La mia idea di divertimento è
Working Out, Health and Fitness, Telling Jokes, Laughing, Sarcasm, The Beach, Traveling, Fishing, Scuba Diving, Sports - Playing AND Watching - Im a Monster FOOTBALL Fan!, BBQ's, SUSHI, Watching Movies, Rollerblading, Iceskating, Miniature Golf, Bowling, Concerts, Hanging with Friends,
Slow Dancing with Gorillas, Sliding on Wooden Floors Wearing Nothing but Socks and Underwear, and the List Continues...
Slow Dancing with Gorillas, Sliding on Wooden Floors Wearing Nothing but Socks and Underwear, and the List Continues...
In cerca di
Cosa trovi attraente?
Intelligenza, Bellezza, Umorismo, Abilità, Audacia, Spontaneità, Soldi, Potere, Civetteria, Acume, Profondità
Cosa cerchi?
I surround myself with Good People who believe in things like Drive, Determination, Friendship, and Having Fun. If you are allergic to any of the ideals that I have just named, please seek Benadryl and then kindly remove yourself from my profile. Thank You, And Have a Great Day!
Che tipo di relazione stai cercando?
Amici di rete, Amici , Incontri, Intimi, Impegnati