WildatHeart
riceman82
Cooper City, Florida | Homme Cherchant Femme
Informations de base
Je sais parler
Anglais
Je me décrirais comme
Where do I start? I guess I can start by telling you about the time I wrestled a Great White Shark with my bare hands! Yes, it's true!...I was 5 years old, and the shark was stuffed with cotton...but those are just details! ...Then at the age of 13 I trapped a Ferocious Grizzly Bear, caged it, and kept it as a pet. It was a heck of a fight, but no matter how many times I was ready to give up...I kept telling myself...Don't Quit! And, so...I fought the good fight, until I was victorious! Okay, so maybe it was a fluffy little kitten, but IT WAS FEROCIOUS! (Razor-Sharp Teeth and Monster Claws!)...and then when I was 26 I became a sit-down comedian... Writing joke scenarios on my dating profile, and such! It doesn't pay what it used to, but I'm hoping America's recent economic turn-around will change that!
If you haven't figured this out yet...I'm a fun, and spontaneous Smartass...it's not as bad as it sounds! lol. I Love Life and everything that comes with it. My favorite thing to do in life is laugh! I'm generally very witty, and feel corny jokes never seem to get old! I've been known to be pretty picky when dating. I'd like to meet someone who knows how to have fun! Someone Genuine! Someone with a Great Sense of Humor!...Someone who's not afraid to laugh out loud, knows a good joke or two, smiles more than she frowns, and appreciates the little things in life.
If you haven't figured this out yet...I'm a fun, and spontaneous Smartass...it's not as bad as it sounds! lol. I Love Life and everything that comes with it. My favorite thing to do in life is laugh! I'm generally very witty, and feel corny jokes never seem to get old! I've been known to be pretty picky when dating. I'd like to meet someone who knows how to have fun! Someone Genuine! Someone with a Great Sense of Humor!...Someone who's not afraid to laugh out loud, knows a good joke or two, smiles more than she frowns, and appreciates the little things in life.
Signe
Sagittaire
Apparence & situation
Ma silhouette est
Athlétique
Ma taille est
5' 11 (1.8 m)
Mes yeux sont
Noisettes
Mon origine ethnique est
Caucasienne
Ma situation maritale est
Célibataire
J'ai des enfants
Non
Je veux des enfants
Oui
Ce que j'ai de mieux
Sourire
Mes cheveux sont
Marrons
J'en ai 1 ou plus
Pas d'animaux
Prêt(e) à vivre ailleurs
Oui
Statut
Mon niveau d'éducation est
Diplôme d'études supérieures
Ma situation professionnelle actuelle est
Plein-temps
Mon domaine de compétence est
Finance / Affaires
Je vis
En colocation
Chez moi
Il y a souvent des copains à la maison
Je fume
Non
Je bois de l'alcool
Oui - socialement
Personnalité
Au lycée, j'étais un/e
Clown de la classe
Socialement, je suis plutôt
Sympa, Comique, Séducteur, Ouvert
Mes passions et loisirs sont
Faire de l'exercice, Sports, Films, Famille, Dîner , Voyages, Jeux de cartes
Un bon moment pour moi c'est
Sortir avec des amis, Faire de nouvelles expériences, Regarder un bon film, Sports extrêmes, Aller à un concert
Mes amis me décrivent comme
Sympa, Cool, Neuneu, Un amour
Points de vue sur la vie
Ma religion c'est
Autre
Mon sens de l'humour est plutôt
Intelligent, Sympa, Neuneu
Goûts
A la télévision, je regarde
Drames, Sitcoms, Films, Sports
Quand je vais au cinéma, je regarde toujours
Action, Science-fiction, Comédies, Drames, Thrillers
Quand je lis, ce que je préfère c'est
Actualités, Monde des affaires, Santé, Sports
Mon idée du fun
Working Out, Health and Fitness, Telling Jokes, Laughing, Sarcasm, The Beach, Traveling, Fishing, Scuba Diving, Sports - Playing AND Watching - Im a Monster FOOTBALL Fan!, BBQ's, SUSHI, Watching Movies, Rollerblading, Iceskating, Miniature Golf, Bowling, Concerts, Hanging with Friends,
Slow Dancing with Gorillas, Sliding on Wooden Floors Wearing Nothing but Socks and Underwear, and the List Continues...
Slow Dancing with Gorillas, Sliding on Wooden Floors Wearing Nothing but Socks and Underwear, and the List Continues...
Recherchant un/e
Que trouvez-vous attirant?
Intelligence, Beauté, Humour, Talents, Audace, Spontanéité, Argent, Pouvoir, Séduction, Bon sens, Délicatesse
Que recherchez-vous?
I surround myself with Good People who believe in things like Drive, Determination, Friendship, and Having Fun. If you are allergic to any of the ideals that I have just named, please seek Benadryl and then kindly remove yourself from my profile. Thank You, And Have a Great Day!
Quel type de relation recherchez-vous?
Pote virtuel, Vrai‧e ami‧e, Rendez-vous, Relation intime, Engagement